|Why hello thar
||[Dec. 13th, 2007|10:16 pm]
Omg I has a facebook? Orry? Ya...rry.
Once upon a time...
I was sitting in a chair, growin out my hair, trying not to stare, at the kiddies at the fair.
Then a fancy lady man, Leslie (yes Austin TX Leslie), sold me a chudren.
Me and the chudren, I named Hooker Billy, went to Franky Von Hush's house.
There was many a scattered pubes upon his toilet seat.
"Oh mai gawd luk outz naow!" laughed Bobby Toke'n.
"WUT!?" I demanded.
"Bo...he is in tha airz" No Jokin Joe said.
"Oh icy naow" screamed violently Hooker Billy.
I was bathing in a pool of Baileys when I relized that thar was a talking shoe in mai tubz.
I threw it at a man named Gogo Vance.
Vance shit a brick, then the brick turned into Dr. Frank N Furter.
this is truth.