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Why hello thar [Dec. 13th, 2007|10:16 pm]
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Omg I has a facebook? Orry? Ya...rry.

Once upon a time...
I was sitting in a chair, growin out my hair, trying not to stare, at the kiddies at the fair.
Then a fancy lady man, Leslie (yes Austin TX Leslie), sold me a chudren.
Me and the chudren, I named Hooker Billy, went to Franky Von Hush's house.
There was many a scattered pubes upon his toilet seat.
"Oh mai gawd luk outz naow!" laughed Bobby Toke'n.
"WUT!?" I demanded.
"Bo...he is in tha airz" No Jokin Joe said.
"Oh icy naow" screamed violently Hooker Billy.

I was bathing in a pool of Baileys when I relized that thar was a talking shoe in mai tubz.
I threw it at a man named Gogo Vance.
Vance shit a brick, then the brick turned into Dr. Frank N Furter.

this is truth.
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[User Picture]From: only_dancing
2007-12-14 04:46 am (UTC)
I believe every word of it...
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[User Picture]From: bowieisahotmess
2007-12-14 05:02 am (UTC)
that you shud >:|
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[User Picture]From: queen_bowie
2007-12-14 05:09 am (UTC)
Yay! Best thing I've read all day. XD
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[User Picture]From: bowieisahotmess
2007-12-15 01:39 am (UTC)
why thank you :D
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